Location: In the kitchen.
The players: Julie, Chris, Sylvan.
Julie (to Chris): “[The Hooligans’ Mother], the other day, told me that [the Smaller Hooligan] wanted Twinkies for his birthday because Hostess is filing for bankruptcy….
Sylvan (interrupting): “What’s a Twinkie?”
Julie and Chris (simultaneously, with fists raised triumphantly): “Yes!”
Cheerios, yes. Twinkies, not so much.