Mommy (at the playground, inquiring over the small counter about today’s specials): “What kinds of ice cream do you have today?”
Sylvan: “Today we have roller coaster ice cream.”
Mommy: “Really? What’s that like?”
Sylvan: “It goes around and around in your mouth.”
Of course.
9/11/09 update: When I recounted this story to Sylvan, he said, “That’s not what I said. I said it zooms into your mouth.”